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My name is Sergeant Joe Fink...
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... working a 24 hour shift on a homicide.
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And this is my workshop.
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The part of town that everybody knows about
but that nobody wants to see.
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Where the tragedies is a deeper,
the ecstasies wilder...
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... and the crime rate
consistently higher than anywhere else
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Skid Row
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My beat.
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The most terrifying period
in the history of my beat...
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... began in a little rundown floral shop
called Mushnick's.
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Ah, good morning Mrs. Shiva,
how's things today?
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The same as usual, Mr. Mushnick.
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My sister's nephew Stanley died.
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In Little Rock, Arkansas.
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Aww. What happened?
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He got blown up
who knows how.
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That's nice.
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Well, you would like, maybe,
as usual some flowers for the funural?
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♪ Should auld acquaintance be forgot,...
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♪ ... and never brought to mind?
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I thought, possibly,...
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... because I always give you
all my funeral business...
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... and maybe you should possibly give to me, eh...
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... a little cut today.
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Look on me, Mrs. Shiva.
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What am I?
A philatelist?
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I sell on Skid Row
nothing but cheap carnations.
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And I should give you a cut rate.
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I can't even afford water for the flowers!
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To my throat I would be giving a cut.
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♪ I dreamt I dwelt in Marble Halls
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- ♪ With vassals and...
- Shut up from the back!
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Excuse me, Mrs. Shiva.
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- That Seymour...
- He's a nice boy.
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- Why don't you let him sing?
- What sing?!
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Look: Here I got a new customer.
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Brand new in the yellow vest.
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I should let the clean up boy...
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... but I can't even afford
chase them out right away.
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Flowers fresh as the spring time.
Mushnick. Hello?
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Oh, hello Dr. Farb.
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What can I do for you today?
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Listen, Mushink, I haven't got much time.
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Send me over two gladiolas and a fern.
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Excellent, that's two dozen glads,
one pottet fern.
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No, no, no, Mushnick!
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Two gladiolas and one fern.
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You want I should put
two gladiolas in the pot with the fern.
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No, one fern, one piece.
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Altogether three pieces.
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I need it for my waiting room.
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- A filling fell out.
- What?
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- A filling fell out.
- Good, I'll drill a bigger hole.
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You mean you want two crummy gladiolas
and one crummy fern?
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What kind of a decoration is that?
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This is my flower budget for the week.
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Mushnick.
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Who can be a dentist on Skid Row?
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Fine, excellent.
I'll send Seymour right away.
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Who am I to argue with science?
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Make it snappy.
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Now you are going to get ...
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...oh, you are going to get it.
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Look.
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Seymour Krelborn!
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Now, Mrs. Shiva.
We were talking from the funeral flowers.
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But the little...
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Did you call me, Mr. Mushnick?
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No. I was calling John D. Rockefeller
for to make a loan on my Rolls Royce.
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Sorry I said it.
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Now look Seymour.
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You take two gladiolas.
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You'll cut them nice and even.
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You'll take one fern.
You'll wrap them in a package...
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... and you'll take them to Dr. Farb.
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Right?
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Now go already!
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Now what can I do for you, sir?
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Uh, my name is Burson Fouch.
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Excellent! I am Gravis Mushnick.
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Oh, that's a good one.
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Who is gonna get my roses?
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I'll take care of you, Mrs. Shiva.
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Come right over here.
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You would like, maybe, some orchids
for a nice girl?
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No, I think I'd like
a couple of dozen carnations.
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Carnations.
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A person find a lot of these these
that somebody shouldn't drop dead!
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You had more than
your share of bad luck, Mrs. Shiva.
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Bad luck, she calls it.
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You should have so many people kicked off.
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About the carnations...
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You said you wanted some roses.
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Yeah. For Stanley.
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My carnations.
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You should see wha--
See, Morris.
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Oh, here are your carnations.
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- Wait, I'll wrap them for you.
- No, it's all right. I'll eat them here.
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Why not?
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Of course. What else?
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They are alright?
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Well, I've had better.
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Well, this is a small shop.
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That's ok.
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You know: These big places...
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...they are full of pretty flowers,
expensive flowers.
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When you raise them for looks and smell
you're bound to lose some food value.
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I like these little out-of-the-way places.
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Such a thing - eating flowers.
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Look: Don't knock it until you try it, huh?
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Look what happened.
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This is what I was trying
to tell you before
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Look on him, everybody!
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Look at the quality of his work!
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I ask you: When I fire him...
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... where is he gonna get
such another good job?
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You mean I'm fired?
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No, I'm electing you
president from the United States.
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Yes, you are fired!
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- Gravis, you can't do that.
- Who? Who can't?
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- I didn't mean it.
- You didn't mean it.
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You never mean it.
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You didn't mean it the time you put up
the bouquet with the get well card...
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... in the funeral parlour.
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And send the black lilies...
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... to the old lady in the hospital,
you didn't mean it.
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But this time...
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... I, Gravis Mushnick, mean it!
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He means it.
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But see, Mr. Mushnick,
don't I always try to do what's right?
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And i'm crazy about flowers.
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I like flowers almost as much
as Audrey does.
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Excellent.
You're fired.
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Why don't you give him a chance
to resurrect himself?
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I give him a chance to quit.
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- I ain't gonna quit.
- You're a brave boy. You're fired!
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But that ain't fair, Mr. Mushnick.
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You know what I'm doin'?
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I'm working on a special surprise plant
just for you.
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I'm growing a plant
like you ain't never seen before.
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Excellent! I can't even sell
the plants I got in my shop.
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- Out, you!
- Now, wait a minute.
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If he's got a new kind of plant
you'll look at it.
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I don't look on flowers, Mr. Yellowvest.
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I got ancestors in the flower business
for 200 years.
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But I got one shop on Skid Row,
one stinking shop.
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- I don't even like flowers!
- Now, you don't understand what I mean.
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Look: I've been eating in flower shops
all over the world.
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And I have noticed that the places that have the mosts
weird and unusal plants were the best business.
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See?
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- See?
- See?
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What is this?
A tango?
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Alright.
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Explain me more.
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Well...
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I remember one place that had a whole wall
covered with poison ivy.
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And people came from miles around
to look at the wall.
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And they stayed to buy.
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The owner got rich?
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No. He scratched himself to death
in an insane asylum.
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Oh!
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That was my cousin Harry.
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Alright.
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Alright.
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You go home and you get this fancy
schmancy plant and you bring it back here.
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And if Mr. Yellowvest Fouch says
it's a draw, you still got a job.
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If he don't - out you go to Bodeo, right?
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Dont' worry.
You'll like it - you'll see.
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This is Radio KSIK
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You've been listening to
"Music for Old Invalids".
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Our next selection is entitled...
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... "Sickroom Serenade"
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Seymour, is that you?
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Yeah, ma.
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Get in here.
Look at my tongue
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But ma, I've already seen your tongue.
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There be no sympathy for your poor mother?
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Laughing at her and mocking her illness...
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... and she's got one foot in the grave.
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- I didn't mean it.
- Oh, you never mean it.
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Oh, come on. Look at my tongue.
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That tongue is a tongue, ma.
They all look the same to me.
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Did you stop at Dr. Mallard and
get the results of my tests?
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Yeah,he said there's nothing wrong with you.
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Oh, not Dr. Mallard.
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He-He is one doctor
I thought would tell the truth.
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He said you sould be playing
fullback for the Rams.
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He wants me dead.
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I'll bet he is assistant coroner.
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Well, I gotta...
- A-A-And I know I got...
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My goiter's coming back.
I can feel it every morning after breakfast.
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Yeah, that's when you take those great...
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What you got?
A little surprise for me?
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- Open it up and see.
- Alright.
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Dr. Slurpsaddle's famous tonic.
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Wait here.
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To be taken internally or
externally for pain and neuritis...
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... neuralgia, headaches, ...
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... i-if hit by a truck,
call your physician.
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Alcoholic content:
98 percent!
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Oh, Seymour.
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You'll never know
what it is gonna do for me.
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Oh, I can feel that surge of
warm health going through me already.
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Look, ma. I gotta get my plant
and hurry back to the shop.
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You mean that
lousy weed out in the kitchen?
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Yeah. If Mr. Mushnick doesn't like it,
he's gonna fire me.
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Apparently, my hearing is goin' out on me.
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I just had the faint impression...
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that your job security depends on
what Muchnick thanks of that thing.
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It looks worse than it did this
morning when I went to work.
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I wish I knew what to do with it.
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Well, if you ask me,
I'd pitch it out in the trash.
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I don't like my house cluttered up
with rotten vegetables.
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Look ma, I gotta hurry.
Can I bring you anything?
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Oh yeah, yeah.
Bring me the Evening News.
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They're running a-a
self-diagnosis contest.
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The winner gets to go to to Mayo Clinic.
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- Ha, ha.
- Bye, ma.
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Bye, son.
I'll see you at the rosy edge of dawn!
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♪ Drink to me only with thine eyes
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♪ And I will ...
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And put this on my bill.
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Here it is everybody.
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What do you think of it?
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Well...
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It sure is different.
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It looks delicious but
don't you think it's kind of stale?
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I hasn't been feeling too well.
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You call that a fancy plant?
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It looks like it never spent
an healthy day in its entire life.
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I don't care.
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I like it anyway.
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You, you like even skunk cabbage.
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Yeah.
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What kind of a plant is this, Seymour?
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Well, I'm not sure.
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I got the seeds from a Japanese gardener
over on Central Avenue.
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He found them in with an order he got
from a plantation next to a cranberry farm.
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Fine.
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Fine. You don't even know what
is this plant you're groing.
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- Well, I gave it a name.
- What name?
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What? You gave it a dirty name you can't even mention it?
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Well...
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I named it Audrey Jr.
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You named it after me?
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Oh, really?
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That's the most exiting thing
anyone's ever done to me.
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You poor kid.
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I don't think it's so much...
250
00:12:21,591 --> 00:12:25,135
... I should keep on spending
ten dollars a week on your salary.
251
00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:26,011
But Gravis...
252
00:12:26,036 --> 00:12:27,462
... he named it after me!
253
00:12:27,487 --> 00:12:29,844
I know and if they keep it
they'll name it Mushnick's Folly...
254
00:12:29,869 --> 00:12:32,455
... because I'll be in jail
because of non-payment of taxes.
255
00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:33,885
- Are you crazy?
- Who? Who?
256
00:12:33,910 --> 00:12:34,910
You. You.
257
00:12:34,946 --> 00:12:37,146
That's probably the only plant
of its kind in the world.
258
00:12:37,171 --> 00:12:39,282
Don't you realize if Seymour can
nurse that thing back to health...
259
00:12:39,307 --> 00:12:41,212
... you have people
coming here from all over?
260
00:12:41,275 --> 00:12:43,376
- You think so, you Fouch?
- I know so, you Mushnick?
261
00:12:43,550 --> 00:12:45,050
That's all I'm saying on the subject.
262
00:12:45,339 --> 00:12:47,800
Sod, I got to get home.
My wife's making gardenias for dinner.
263
00:12:49,855 --> 00:12:51,394
- Good night, sir.
- Good night.
264
00:12:51,550 --> 00:12:52,550
I'll see you tomorrow.
265
00:12:53,417 --> 00:12:54,909
Crazy about kosher flowers.
266
00:12:56,245 --> 00:12:57,620
He's a nice man.
267
00:12:58,222 --> 00:13:00,144
Maybe he knows what he's talking about.
268
00:13:00,526 --> 00:13:01,881
Maybe it's not so stupid.
269
00:13:02,886 --> 00:13:04,073
I'll tell you what I'll do.
270
00:13:04,776 --> 00:13:06,955
I'll keep you
and this Dumbell Jr. for a week.
271
00:13:06,980 --> 00:13:09,354
If you can nurse it back to health,
you both can stay.
272
00:13:09,379 --> 00:13:11,300
If you can't,
you're both fired.
273
00:13:11,325 --> 00:13:13,236
Aw, gee.
Thank you, Mr. Mushnick.
274
00:13:16,856 --> 00:13:19,149
Don't feel sad, Seymour.
275
00:13:19,681 --> 00:13:22,525
Don't waste your pity on me Audrey,
I'm not worth it.
276
00:13:22,550 --> 00:13:24,283
Who says you're not?
277
00:13:24,946 --> 00:13:26,055
Everybody.
278
00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:27,330
Yeah, I know.
279
00:13:27,986 --> 00:13:30,986
But I think you're a fine
figurative of a man, and...
280
00:13:31,533 --> 00:13:36,072
... and I know that Audrey Jr. will be the
sweetest thing in the whole, wide world!
281
00:13:36,306 --> 00:13:37,658
Well, I don't know.
282
00:13:37,993 --> 00:13:42,259
I've given it every kind of fancy fertilizer
and atomic plant food and...
283
00:13:42,284 --> 00:13:45,580
... distilled mineral water that you can buy
but I just gets sicker and sicker.
284
00:13:45,964 --> 00:13:47,097
Don't worry.
285
00:13:47,550 --> 00:13:50,003
You're gonna be another
Luther Glendale.
286
00:13:50,065 --> 00:13:51,065
Pasadena.
287
00:13:51,237 --> 00:13:52,237
Burbank.
288
00:13:53,346 --> 00:13:54,557
Good night, Seymour.
289
00:13:54,995 --> 00:13:56,369
G'night, Audrey.
290
00:14:05,465 --> 00:14:07,043
What's the matter little plant?
291
00:14:07,925 --> 00:14:10,441
Haven't I done everything
I could for you?
292
00:14:10,973 --> 00:14:12,433
Where did I goof?
293
00:14:14,277 --> 00:14:18,832
You're the first little plant I ever tried to grow,
and if you die, I dunno what I'll do!
294
00:14:18,989 --> 00:14:20,364
Please don't die.
295
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,255
I'll get you some water, ok?
296
00:14:42,277 --> 00:14:43,613
Oh, gee.
297
00:14:43,738 --> 00:14:47,235
You opened up just like you do
every night at sunset.
298
00:14:47,260 --> 00:14:49,417
I wish I knew how to make you grow.
299
00:14:50,465 --> 00:14:52,871
Here, let me move this out of your way
so you can breathe.
300
00:14:52,972 --> 00:14:55,214
Ow!
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
301
00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:58,689
Hey, what happened?
302
00:14:58,746 --> 00:15:00,150
How come you woke up?
303
00:15:01,644 --> 00:15:02,644
Blood?
304
00:15:02,847 --> 00:15:04,230
You like blood?
305
00:15:07,187 --> 00:15:08,484
You must be kidding.
306
00:15:09,468 --> 00:15:10,468
Well, we'll see.
307
00:15:19,456 --> 00:15:20,871
You know,
what I'm doing for you...
308
00:15:30,460 --> 00:15:32,663
Aww, who could have thought it?
309
00:15:33,757 --> 00:15:34,757
Well...
310
00:15:34,782 --> 00:15:37,639
I guess there's just no accounting
for people's taste.
311
00:15:49,023 --> 00:15:51,078
- Seymour!
- My boy.
312
00:15:51,103 --> 00:15:54,109
You're the most magnanimous
person in the whole world!
313
00:15:54,179 --> 00:15:55,914
Look on him, Audrey.
Isn't he beautiful?
314
00:15:55,992 --> 00:15:57,250
Isn't he delicious?
315
00:15:57,468 --> 00:15:59,241
Isn't he got a two dollar raise?
316
00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:00,656
What happened to your fingers?
317
00:16:00,681 --> 00:16:01,804
Bee stings.
318
00:16:01,874 --> 00:16:03,983
So how come
I'm all of a sudden so wonderful?
319
00:16:04,015 --> 00:16:05,858
Five bees?
One for each finger?
320
00:16:05,921 --> 00:16:07,005
Ten bees.
321
00:16:07,030 --> 00:16:08,796
Did you say I was getting a two dollar raise?
322
00:16:08,821 --> 00:16:10,710
Correct, my very excellent Seymour.
323
00:16:10,735 --> 00:16:12,826
- Indeed.
- What did I do now?
324
00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:14,733
Don't you know what you did?
325
00:16:17,725 --> 00:16:19,647
Oh, boy!
Look at that!
326
00:16:20,279 --> 00:16:21,279
It grew.
327
00:16:21,304 --> 00:16:23,013
It's almost a foot long.
328
00:16:23,139 --> 00:16:24,498
Isn't it empirical?
329
00:16:24,662 --> 00:16:27,201
It grows like a cold sore from the lips.
330
00:16:28,553 --> 00:16:31,975
Oh, hello young pretty ladies.
What can Gravis Mushnick do for you?
331
00:16:32,014 --> 00:16:34,185
Well, we saw your sign outside.
About the Audrey Jr.
332
00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:36,159
So we thought we'd come in and take a look.
333
00:16:36,184 --> 00:16:37,184
Well, give a look.
334
00:16:37,209 --> 00:16:40,095
That makes four people today
who come in just to look at it.
335
00:16:40,128 --> 00:16:43,677
- Oh, dig Shirley.
- Is that just too much?
336
00:16:43,702 --> 00:16:45,178
Oh, what kind of plant is it?
337
00:16:45,203 --> 00:16:46,474
It's an Audrey Jr.
338
00:16:46,499 --> 00:16:48,464
How was it you got in trouble with ten bees?!
339
00:16:48,489 --> 00:16:50,609
Is that all?
I mean, doesn't it have a scientific name?
340
00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:51,804
Yes, of course.
341
00:16:51,829 --> 00:16:52,968
But who could denounce it.
342
00:16:52,993 --> 00:16:54,969
You would like maybe to buy something.
343
00:16:54,994 --> 00:16:56,298
Well, we don't have any money...
344
00:16:56,323 --> 00:16:57,993
... except 2000 dollars.
345
00:16:58,915 --> 00:17:00,595
But that's just to spend on flowers.
346
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,006
So we don't have any of our own.
347
00:17:02,199 --> 00:17:03,199
Isn't that a drag?
348
00:17:03,224 --> 00:17:05,435
You got t-t-t-two thousand dollars...
349
00:17:05,460 --> 00:17:07,489
... just for to spend on flowers?
350
00:17:07,514 --> 00:17:08,777
- Mhm.
- That's right.
351
00:17:08,802 --> 00:17:10,646
Who died?
The Chamber of Commerce?
352
00:17:10,671 --> 00:17:12,005
We're all from Cucamonga high school.
353
00:17:12,030 --> 00:17:13,170
We're building a float.
354
00:17:13,201 --> 00:17:15,404
- For the Rose Bowl parade.
- Which is made of flowers.
355
00:17:15,429 --> 00:17:17,301
- Thousands of them.
- And we're on the comittee.
356
00:17:17,326 --> 00:17:19,817
- That picks the florist.
- And then glues on the flowers.
357
00:17:21,591 --> 00:17:24,895
- Gee, that sure is a mad plant.
- Wow, yeah.
358
00:17:25,014 --> 00:17:26,490
Seymour here invented it.
359
00:17:26,553 --> 00:17:29,006
- He didn't!
- Oh!
360
00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:31,014
Girls!
Girls, girls, girls!
361
00:17:31,060 --> 00:17:33,794
Please don't damage the horticulturalist.
362
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:38,645
Tell me, how come you don't buy all these
thousands of flowers from Gravis Mushnick?
363
00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:41,509
My flowers got something the others don't.
364
00:17:41,534 --> 00:17:42,942
- What's that?
- They're cheap.
365
00:17:42,967 --> 00:17:43,967
Well, cheap.
366
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,235
If your shop is good enough
to develop the Audrey Jr...
367
00:17:46,335 --> 00:17:48,570
- I guess it can get everything we need.
- Yeah.
368
00:17:48,603 --> 00:17:50,305
We'll talk it over with the
rest of the committee.
369
00:17:50,344 --> 00:17:52,133
- Excellent.
- We've got to run now. Bye.
370
00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:53,882
- Bye!
- Bye!
371
00:17:54,063 --> 00:17:55,258
Bye, girls.
372
00:17:59,433 --> 00:18:00,433
A son.
373
00:18:01,335 --> 00:18:02,335
A son.
374
00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:03,443
Look, Audrey!
375
00:18:03,669 --> 00:18:05,404
I got a son.
376
00:18:05,716 --> 00:18:07,333
Oh, gee, Mr Mushnick.
377
00:18:07,358 --> 00:18:08,270
What, Mr. Mushnick?
378
00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:10,709
I don't want you should
call me Mr. Mushnick anymore.
379
00:18:10,734 --> 00:18:12,686
I want you should call me dad.
380
00:18:12,858 --> 00:18:14,296
Ok, dad.
381
00:18:14,592 --> 00:18:16,099
Isn't that beautiful?
382
00:18:16,124 --> 00:18:17,647
Seymour Krelborn...
383
00:18:17,733 --> 00:18:19,435
... come over here, my son.
384
00:18:19,749 --> 00:18:21,983
I want to talk on you
about the future.
385
00:18:22,350 --> 00:18:24,205
Look on this fly trap.
386
00:18:24,230 --> 00:18:25,230
Look on it.
387
00:18:25,350 --> 00:18:27,715
Soon we got no more Skid Row.
388
00:18:27,865 --> 00:18:30,068
We will be rich.
Us.
389
00:18:30,271 --> 00:18:31,896
I am building for you...
390
00:18:31,970 --> 00:18:35,380
... a giant greenhouse in which you are
making impossible flowers...
391
00:18:35,611 --> 00:18:38,774
... which in turn I am selling
at ridiculous prices...
392
00:18:38,799 --> 00:18:42,338
... in my giant new flower saloon
in Beverly Hills.
393
00:18:43,345 --> 00:18:45,821
Do you see that big sign in the sky?
394
00:18:46,604 --> 00:18:47,760
It is saying...
395
00:18:48,243 --> 00:18:50,470
... "Gravis Mushnick", in French.
396
00:18:50,618 --> 00:18:51,970
Isn't it exciting?
397
00:18:52,376 --> 00:18:55,415
And we'll have an orchestra
right by the cash register, ...
398
00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:57,412
... and Gravis will wave his arms...
399
00:18:57,437 --> 00:19:00,482
... and the orchestra will play
Mendelssohn's Spring Song.
400
00:19:01,044 --> 00:19:04,473
I'll come out in a gown,
wrapped by someone expensive and say:
401
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:07,255
"The carnations are
600 dollars a dozen,"...
402
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:08,520
... "two dozen for a thousand."
403
00:19:08,545 --> 00:19:11,161
- It's a bargain!
- Get 'em while they last
404
00:19:11,186 --> 00:19:12,247
Stop shouting.
405
00:19:12,356 --> 00:19:18,750
My uncle Moishen's brother Yankel
just passed away in New Jersey.
406
00:19:19,036 --> 00:19:20,036
Tell me...
407
00:19:20,207 --> 00:19:22,121
... how much are the carnations today?
408
00:19:22,146 --> 00:19:24,364
The carnations are 600 dollars a dozen.
409
00:19:24,389 --> 00:19:26,637
And why are they
letting him run around loose?
410
00:19:26,677 --> 00:19:29,168
Please.
Please excuse my son, Mrs. Shiva.
411
00:19:29,215 --> 00:19:31,560
Just point anything in the store
and it is yours.
412
00:19:31,585 --> 00:19:32,830
You mean anything?
413
00:19:32,855 --> 00:19:33,855
That's right.
414
00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:35,835
- The cash register, maybe, huh?
- Ah.
415
00:19:35,860 --> 00:19:36,997
Wait a minute.
416
00:19:37,022 --> 00:19:38,255
Here.
417
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:41,325
Here are several dozen carnations...
418
00:19:41,590 --> 00:19:45,692
... on the house courtesey of
Gravis Mushnick, the bloom tycoon.
419
00:19:45,724 --> 00:19:47,808
- That's my dad.
- Thanks.
420
00:19:48,450 --> 00:19:49,591
Thanks very much.
421
00:19:50,751 --> 00:19:51,868
Only, tell me...
422
00:19:52,252 --> 00:19:53,494
Why are you so happy?
423
00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:57,884
Not only did my uncle Moishe's brother
Yankel die...
424
00:19:58,377 --> 00:20:00,002
... in New Jersey...
425
00:20:01,515 --> 00:20:04,296
... we should also give some flowers
to that poor dead plant there.
426
00:20:05,710 --> 00:20:07,218
Good morning, Mr. Mushnick.
427
00:20:08,271 --> 00:20:09,271
Good morning.
428
00:20:09,851 --> 00:20:10,983
Good morning, Mrs. Shiva.
429
00:20:11,046 --> 00:20:13,062
Look what happened to my plant, dad.
430
00:20:13,087 --> 00:20:14,726
Who're you calling dad?
Who? Who?
431
00:20:14,751 --> 00:20:15,751
Oh no!
432
00:20:16,147 --> 00:20:18,975
- It was so beautiful just a few seconds ago.
- Excellent.
433
00:20:19,021 --> 00:20:22,107
Just a few seconds ago I gave
away dozens of carnations.
434
00:20:22,132 --> 00:20:23,482
Free!
To Mrs. Shiva.
435
00:20:23,507 --> 00:20:24,514
I didn't mean it.
436
00:20:25,263 --> 00:20:27,693
You have perhaps an explanation.
437
00:20:27,904 --> 00:20:30,319
No, but if you give me a minute
I'll think of one.
438
00:20:30,344 --> 00:20:31,771
I can see it all now.
439
00:20:31,951 --> 00:20:33,631
We're in the poorhouse.
440
00:20:33,677 --> 00:20:37,059
The big sign in the sky
it is reading:
441
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:40,434
"Seymour Krelborn.
Rest in Peace."
442
00:20:40,459 --> 00:20:41,661
In Arabic!
443
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:43,614
Oh, you've got to give him another chance.
444
00:20:43,849 --> 00:20:45,825
You promised me a week, Mr. Mushnick.
445
00:20:45,982 --> 00:20:47,614
I'd sit up all night with that plant.
446
00:20:47,639 --> 00:20:49,496
It'll be healthy in the morning,
you'll see.
447
00:20:49,599 --> 00:20:50,654
I promise.
448
00:20:51,051 --> 00:20:52,231
I promise.
449
00:21:01,507 --> 00:21:04,301
Feed meeee.
450
00:21:08,497 --> 00:21:11,520
Feed meeee.
451
00:21:12,717 --> 00:21:14,491
Feed meeee!
452
00:21:18,288 --> 00:21:19,381
Who said that?
453
00:21:19,538 --> 00:21:20,538
You said that.
454
00:21:20,655 --> 00:21:21,881
You said that!
455
00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:24,661
Mhm.
Feed me!
456
00:21:26,302 --> 00:21:27,443
You said that.
457
00:21:28,334 --> 00:21:29,529
You can talk.
458
00:21:29,967 --> 00:21:31,685
I got a talking plant.
459
00:21:32,389 --> 00:21:33,616
- Say it again.
- Feed me.
460
00:21:34,819 --> 00:21:35,944
Oh boy!
461
00:21:36,538 --> 00:21:38,866
I've never been to college and
I ain't been around much...
462
00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:42,557
... but I would be willing to bet there
ain't no such thing as a talking plant!
463
00:21:43,170 --> 00:21:44,756
I'll take your word for it.
464
00:21:45,366 --> 00:21:47,420
Gee, Junior,
I'd-I'd like to feed you.
465
00:21:47,795 --> 00:21:49,366
But I've used up all my fingers.
466
00:21:49,741 --> 00:21:52,092
Feeeeeeed.
467
00:21:54,709 --> 00:21:56,905
Look at me,
I'm all cut to pieces.
468
00:21:57,152 --> 00:22:00,206
But maybe I can find
another drop here someplace.
469
00:22:06,597 --> 00:22:08,246
That's the best I can do.
470
00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:11,072
More!
More!
471
00:22:11,097 --> 00:22:12,778
But I'm already anaemic.
472
00:22:13,433 --> 00:22:16,230
Feed me more!
473
00:22:16,512 --> 00:22:17,512
See, Junior,...
474
00:22:17,551 --> 00:22:19,645
I'd be happy to give you anything I got...
475
00:22:19,988 --> 00:22:23,300
... but I gotta keep a little blood for myself
or I'll be in worse shape than ma.
476
00:22:23,335 --> 00:22:24,553
Mmm.
477
00:22:25,264 --> 00:22:26,694
I'm sorry, Junior.
478
00:22:27,053 --> 00:22:29,412
I'll go for a walk.
Maybe I'll think of something.
479
00:25:12,828 --> 00:25:14,828
Feed me!
480
00:25:15,781 --> 00:25:17,765
Feed me!
481
00:25:17,859 --> 00:25:19,031
Look, chow-hound.
482
00:25:19,859 --> 00:25:21,961
Don't bother me.
I got problems of my own.
483
00:25:22,328 --> 00:25:23,539
Feed me!
484
00:25:23,999 --> 00:25:26,953
I am sorry, pal. I am fresh out of blood.
Talk to somebody else.
485
00:25:26,983 --> 00:25:28,717
I am hungry!
486
00:25:28,742 --> 00:25:30,327
I don't care what you are.
487
00:25:30,851 --> 00:25:32,234
Can't you see I am knocked out?
488
00:25:32,351 --> 00:25:33,624
I just killed a man.
489
00:25:34,202 --> 00:25:35,374
I'm a murderer.
490
00:25:35,928 --> 00:25:37,631
Think it's fun to be a murderer?
491
00:25:37,671 --> 00:25:38,843
You think it's fun to...
492
00:25:38,936 --> 00:25:40,358
...haul around a sack full of...
493
00:25:40,420 --> 00:25:42,303
...fooooood.
494
00:25:42,490 --> 00:25:45,646
No, no, Junior!
What kind of guy do you think I am?
495
00:25:45,671 --> 00:25:47,662
I'm starved.
496
00:25:51,317 --> 00:25:52,710
Maybe just a snack.
497
00:26:02,185 --> 00:26:03,443
That looks great.
498
00:26:16,495 --> 00:26:17,494
What you call that salad?
499
00:26:17,519 --> 00:26:18,519
Nefarious.
500
00:26:19,570 --> 00:26:21,117
Well, before the next course...
501
00:26:21,601 --> 00:26:23,255
... I think I'll have a nice cigar.
502
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:24,280
Alright?
503
00:26:24,812 --> 00:26:26,280
You would like maybe a cigar?
504
00:26:26,395 --> 00:26:27,809
- Ha-ha-ha.
- Ha-ha-ha.
505
00:26:27,834 --> 00:26:29,785
Ah, you don't smoke cigars, right.
506
00:26:29,949 --> 00:26:32,207
What am I thinking about?
Where are the matches?
507
00:26:33,286 --> 00:26:34,434
Oh, oi!
508
00:26:35,285 --> 00:26:36,332
You know what I found?
509
00:26:37,065 --> 00:26:38,526
I'm looking for the matches...
510
00:26:39,244 --> 00:26:41,329
And I found I left the
money in the red suit.
511
00:26:44,556 --> 00:26:46,392
Here's your mock chicken leg.
512
00:26:46,572 --> 00:26:47,721
You don't have any money?
513
00:26:51,579 --> 00:26:53,259
So what else is new?
514
00:26:53,361 --> 00:26:54,869
Alright.
Alright!
515
00:26:54,894 --> 00:26:56,025
I made a mistake.
516
00:26:56,150 --> 00:26:57,986
After all, a man is entitled.
517
00:26:58,571 --> 00:27:00,282
Go on. This is your story.
518
00:27:00,524 --> 00:27:01,923
I'll wait for the punch.
519
00:27:02,134 --> 00:27:04,454
Don't get smart with me, girlie.
520
00:27:04,578 --> 00:27:07,460
I'll have you know that in my shop
in the cash register...
521
00:27:07,485 --> 00:27:10,079
... I'm having the total day's receipts...
522
00:27:10,250 --> 00:27:12,868
... which is summing up
to more than nine dollars.
523
00:27:13,008 --> 00:27:14,687
You'll bring the rest of the food...
524
00:27:14,712 --> 00:27:17,031
... and I'll go the the
shop and get the money!
525
00:27:17,585 --> 00:27:20,507
You are playing my favorite song.
526
00:27:21,069 --> 00:27:22,499
Now, look here, buster.
527
00:27:22,733 --> 00:27:25,514
One of you is gonna go down
right now and get the loot...
528
00:27:25,539 --> 00:27:29,226
... while the other one stays here
until the first one gets back.
529
00:27:29,531 --> 00:27:31,367
If you get what I mean?
530
00:27:31,392 --> 00:27:32,421
Oh, fine.
531
00:27:32,446 --> 00:27:36,335
In this fancy schmancy restaurant
you are holding hostages, right?
532
00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:37,360
Right.
533
00:27:38,695 --> 00:27:39,695
Excellent.
534
00:27:40,772 --> 00:27:42,299
You eat up, Audrey.
535
00:27:42,749 --> 00:27:45,288
I'll be back in a flash
with the cash.
536
00:27:45,313 --> 00:27:46,313
Bye, Gravis.
537
00:28:03,689 --> 00:28:06,486
♪ 'tis the season to be jolly
538
00:28:06,869 --> 00:28:09,994
♪ Fa-la-la-la-la,
la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
539
00:28:10,763 --> 00:28:14,504
♪ 'tis the season to be jolly
540
00:28:14,919 --> 00:28:16,529
♪ Fa-la-la-la
541
00:28:16,990 --> 00:28:19,521
♪ La-la-la
542
00:28:20,068 --> 00:28:22,295
♪ 'tis the season
543
00:28:23,310 --> 00:28:25,091
♪ To be jolly
544
00:28:25,247 --> 00:28:27,868
♪ Fa-la-la-la
545
00:28:27,935 --> 00:28:29,974
♪ La-la-la
546
00:28:33,942 --> 00:28:35,294
You're flush now, right?
547
00:28:36,224 --> 00:28:39,279
Bring me whiskey, rum, wine, gin, bourbon.
548
00:28:39,458 --> 00:28:43,747
- Why?
- Scotch, rye, tequila, sake, manishevitz
549
00:28:43,772 --> 00:28:45,061
Did you bring the money?
550
00:28:45,086 --> 00:28:48,320
Don't mock me with the money.
I got to get drunk now.
551
00:28:48,391 --> 00:28:49,656
What's with him?
552
00:28:49,681 --> 00:28:50,681
- I don't know.
- Look.
553
00:28:50,914 --> 00:28:52,914
Here, take it.
Bring me anything.
554
00:28:52,953 --> 00:28:55,326
Bring everything. Creme de menthe.
Everything you've got!
555
00:28:55,351 --> 00:28:56,382
Ok!
556
00:28:57,742 --> 00:28:58,742
Gravis?
557
00:28:58,930 --> 00:29:00,563
- What happened?
- Don't ask.
558
00:29:00,774 --> 00:29:02,172
You look like you've seen a ghost.
559
00:29:02,227 --> 00:29:04,461
Ghosts I could handle.
Don't ask.
560
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:06,224
Why don't you tell me?
Maybe I could help you.
561
00:29:06,249 --> 00:29:07,710
Help, you couldn't.
562
00:29:08,296 --> 00:29:10,647
Try and eat something.
It'll calm your agrimation.
563
00:29:13,702 --> 00:29:15,070
In mine own shop...
564
00:29:15,851 --> 00:29:17,367
Audrey, you wouldn't believe it.
565
00:29:17,889 --> 00:29:19,318
I wish you'd break out and tell me.
566
00:29:19,343 --> 00:29:20,467
Alright, I'll tell you.
567
00:29:20,492 --> 00:29:23,334
Tomorrow.
Right after I am telling the police.
568
00:29:26,271 --> 00:29:28,176
But Mushnick didn't come to the police.
569
00:29:28,975 --> 00:29:29,975
If he had...
570
00:29:30,154 --> 00:29:32,471
... that might have been the
finish of the unhappy story.
571
00:29:32,975 --> 00:29:33,975
It was not.
572
00:29:51,418 --> 00:29:52,418
Hi, Gravis.
573
00:29:52,838 --> 00:29:56,316
85 dollars worth of business
already, and we've barely opened!
574
00:29:59,254 --> 00:30:00,254
What'd I tell you?
575
00:30:00,279 --> 00:30:03,230
You wouldn't be interested in selling
a half-interest to this place, huh?
576
00:30:03,652 --> 00:30:05,574
- Mr. Mushnick.
- We talked to the comittee.
577
00:30:05,628 --> 00:30:08,056
- And they said we could use your flowers.
- On the float.
578
00:30:08,081 --> 00:30:10,674
- And guess what?
- We're going to feature Audrey Jr.
579
00:30:10,699 --> 00:30:13,174
- Right on top.
- Can't you just picture it?
580
00:30:13,199 --> 00:30:15,846
- I can picture it.
- Oh, won't the people just eat it up?
581
00:30:15,871 --> 00:30:17,152
Eat up the people.
582
00:30:17,245 --> 00:30:19,113
And we're gonna have the big part of it open.
583
00:30:19,245 --> 00:30:20,574
- Of course she can fit in it.
- Who?
584
00:30:20,599 --> 00:30:22,832
- The queen.
- With her crown and scepter.
585
00:30:23,099 --> 00:30:24,434
She'll be so cute!
586
00:30:24,459 --> 00:30:27,052
- Oh, you could just eat her up.
- Eat up the girl.
587
00:30:27,099 --> 00:30:28,568
Oh, there's Seymour!
588
00:30:28,638 --> 00:30:30,388
Oh, Seymour!
589
00:30:30,413 --> 00:30:31,874
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
I got a toothache.
590
00:30:31,899 --> 00:30:33,750
Ow, I got a toothache.
Really, I...
591
00:30:34,492 --> 00:30:35,492
You...
592
00:30:35,531 --> 00:30:37,851
- Come with me.
- I got a toothache! It hurts!
593
00:30:37,876 --> 00:30:39,476
Ow, let go of my jaw.
594
00:30:40,922 --> 00:30:42,187
Ow, my jaw.
Ow, ow.
595
00:30:42,398 --> 00:30:43,664
Owwww.
596
00:30:43,758 --> 00:30:44,875
Now, Seymour.
597
00:30:45,068 --> 00:30:46,068
Talk on me!
598
00:30:46,093 --> 00:30:48,046
I got a toothache.
What do you wanna talk about?
599
00:30:48,071 --> 00:30:50,968
That plant.
Is that a nice subject for to talk?
600
00:30:51,226 --> 00:30:52,617
The plant is great,
it's...
601
00:30:52,642 --> 00:30:54,163
... it's it's four times
bigger than it was yesterday.
602
00:30:54,188 --> 00:30:57,257
I saw, I saw.
How come the plant is now so big?
603
00:30:57,687 --> 00:30:58,859
I don't know.
604
00:30:59,639 --> 00:31:01,420
But look at them people out there.
605
00:31:01,553 --> 00:31:04,631
We only been open a half hour we already
done 70 dollars worth of business.
606
00:31:04,756 --> 00:31:06,592
85.
Now look, Seymour.
607
00:31:07,552 --> 00:31:10,175
You gave this plant a fancy name:
Audrey Jr.
608
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:13,054
But I want to know right now
what do just people call it?
609
00:31:13,371 --> 00:31:14,371
Well...
610
00:31:14,396 --> 00:31:16,677
well it's a cross between a butterworth
and a venus flytrap.
611
00:31:16,702 --> 00:31:18,293
Venus flytrap!
612
00:31:18,318 --> 00:31:20,810
And what are the habbits
of this Venus flytrap?
613
00:31:21,037 --> 00:31:22,825
Well, the book says it eats insects.
614
00:31:22,850 --> 00:31:24,896
It eats them three times in it's life...
615
00:31:24,952 --> 00:31:26,842
- ... and then it's full grown.
- Excellent!
616
00:31:26,994 --> 00:31:29,490
And how many times is this one eat?
617
00:31:29,615 --> 00:31:30,615
Well...
618
00:31:31,077 --> 00:31:32,209
Once or twice.
619
00:31:32,528 --> 00:31:33,965
You don't remember?
620
00:31:34,402 --> 00:31:37,082
Well, this is kind of an
unusual type flytrap.
621
00:31:37,207 --> 00:31:39,309
That is a possibility.
622
00:31:40,050 --> 00:31:42,760
It may never eat again.
I don't see how it could get any bigger.
623
00:31:43,355 --> 00:31:46,324
Then you think it don't
need any more flies?
624
00:31:47,105 --> 00:31:48,105
Yeah.
625
00:31:50,620 --> 00:31:52,714
Ow, my tooth is just killing me.
626
00:31:53,565 --> 00:31:54,565
Alright.
Excellent.
627
00:31:55,296 --> 00:31:57,007
You run along to the dentist.
628
00:31:57,397 --> 00:31:58,829
I'll take care of things here.
629
00:31:59,381 --> 00:32:00,381
Thanks, boss.
630
00:32:01,077 --> 00:32:04,085
Gravis!
We got to order more flowers.
631
00:32:04,256 --> 00:32:05,545
Tons of them.
632
00:32:11,610 --> 00:32:13,251
I'm making lots of money.
633
00:32:24,733 --> 00:32:26,936
Argh!
Argh! Argh!
634
00:32:27,647 --> 00:32:29,030
Please don't hurt!
635
00:32:29,155 --> 00:32:30,491
Please don't hurt me!
636
00:32:30,804 --> 00:32:32,475
Argh!
Argh!
637
00:32:36,444 --> 00:32:38,967
That'll teach you to keep your
bill up to date, you deadbeat!
638
00:32:39,022 --> 00:32:41,296
Argh! Argh!
Argh!
639
00:32:46,386 --> 00:32:47,706
Well, then run,
you snivelling dog!
640
00:32:48,104 --> 00:32:50,386
I'm glad, I hurt you.
I'm glad. I'm glad.
641
00:32:50,932 --> 00:32:51,932
Seymour.
642
00:32:52,065 --> 00:32:53,862
Seymore.
Got a bad tooth, huh?
643
00:32:53,887 --> 00:32:55,385
No, I thought this
was the men's room!
644
00:32:55,417 --> 00:32:58,644
Seymour, come back here, you bad dog.
You get in there.
645
00:33:00,230 --> 00:33:03,823
So, you are the young man
who ruined my gladiolas, huh?
646
00:33:03,848 --> 00:33:04,848
Sit down.
647
00:33:04,873 --> 00:33:06,230
Come on.
648
00:33:11,475 --> 00:33:12,475
Guess what?
649
00:33:12,492 --> 00:33:14,209
- My tooth stopped hurting.
- My tooth stopped hurting.
650
00:33:14,234 --> 00:33:15,280
Yes, I know.
651
00:33:15,413 --> 00:33:16,413
Let's see.
652
00:33:16,929 --> 00:33:18,272
Shut up and open up.
653
00:33:18,569 --> 00:33:19,569
Uh-huh.
654
00:33:20,809 --> 00:33:21,809
Ah.
655
00:33:24,178 --> 00:33:25,709
- Argh!
- Does that hurt?
656
00:33:25,803 --> 00:33:28,178
- Yeah!
- Good. You haven't felt anything yet.
657
00:33:28,388 --> 00:33:30,778
- Ah-ha.
- It's this one over here.
658
00:33:30,943 --> 00:33:33,216
Seymour.
Who is the dentist here, you or me?
659
00:33:33,482 --> 00:33:34,849
I'll find that tooth.
660
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:35,920
M-hm.
661
00:33:35,997 --> 00:33:36,997
Ah-ha.
662
00:33:37,785 --> 00:33:40,660
Look at that stalagmite.
663
00:33:40,707 --> 00:33:43,410
But don't worry.
It's going to be an easy one, Seymour.
664
00:33:43,435 --> 00:33:44,857
I won't even use Novocaine.
665
00:33:45,061 --> 00:33:47,232
Ow, you poked the mirror in my mouth.
666
00:33:47,257 --> 00:33:49,240
Well, don't tell me about it, stupid.
Just swallow it.
667
00:33:50,591 --> 00:33:52,929
Alright.
Here's the thing now, Seymour.
668
00:33:53,450 --> 00:33:55,958
I think I'll have this one
and this one...
669
00:33:56,169 --> 00:33:58,169
... and that one and I
have to have this one, Seymour!
670
00:33:58,194 --> 00:33:59,443
It's only one tooth.
671
00:33:59,468 --> 00:34:00,553
Seymour, who is the dentist here, ...
672
00:34:00,578 --> 00:34:03,132
.. you or me? Are you practising
dentistry without a license?
673
00:34:04,171 --> 00:34:05,828
- Alright
- Uh-hu.
674
00:34:05,976 --> 00:34:07,117
Let's see.
675
00:34:08,406 --> 00:34:10,570
Oh shit!
Seymour.
676
00:34:10,859 --> 00:34:14,062
- ♪ Seymour, don't be...
- Argh!
677
00:34:14,218 --> 00:34:15,961
Argh!
678
00:34:16,437 --> 00:34:17,437
Look at that.
679
00:34:17,569 --> 00:34:19,468
Will you look at that, Seymour?
680
00:34:19,493 --> 00:34:21,211
I didn't know you were an elk.
681
00:34:21,353 --> 00:34:22,353
Good.
682
00:34:22,853 --> 00:34:23,853
You know...
683
00:34:24,048 --> 00:34:26,055
... I can't afford an assistant,...
684
00:34:26,219 --> 00:34:29,172
... so I get this ready instant mix.
685
00:34:29,563 --> 00:34:31,462
It doesn't last very long
but it tastes good.
686
00:34:31,759 --> 00:34:32,759
Mmm.
687
00:34:33,641 --> 00:34:34,976
Alright, Seymour.
688
00:34:35,110 --> 00:34:36,399
Stay away from me!
689
00:34:36,437 --> 00:34:38,578
See? You're trying to kill me.
690
00:34:38,618 --> 00:34:40,618
A duel! Ah-ha!
691
00:34:53,905 --> 00:34:55,639
Is this doctor's office?
692
00:34:55,671 --> 00:34:56,975
Just a minute!
693
00:34:58,850 --> 00:35:00,514
Aww, yes.
694
00:35:02,350 --> 00:35:03,569
I see it is.
695
00:35:07,219 --> 00:35:09,336
I...
you-you can come in now.
696
00:35:17,227 --> 00:35:19,236
My name is Wilbur Force.
697
00:35:19,384 --> 00:35:20,829
Wilburforce what?
698
00:35:21,181 --> 00:35:22,181
Just...
699
00:35:22,742 --> 00:35:23,812
Wilbur Force.
700
00:35:23,836 --> 00:35:27,110
My first name is Wilbur,
my last name is Force.
701
00:35:28,008 --> 00:35:29,539
I don't have a middle name.
702
00:35:29,641 --> 00:35:31,453
Well, you have an appointment, maybe?
703
00:35:31,842 --> 00:35:34,889
I don't have a middle name well you have
an appointment may be no but you were
704
00:35:35,202 --> 00:35:36,475
... one of your patients.
705
00:35:36,508 --> 00:35:38,288
A Mrs. S. Shiva.
706
00:35:38,313 --> 00:35:41,093
I do a lot of undertaking
for her relatives.
707
00:35:42,179 --> 00:35:44,258
Well, as you could see,
I have a customer now...
708
00:35:44,757 --> 00:35:48,444
... and I'm all booked up for the rest of the
day, so you have to come back tomorrow.
709
00:35:48,686 --> 00:35:50,303
Oh, I couldn't do that.
710
00:35:50,343 --> 00:35:52,327
I have three or four abscesses...
711
00:35:52,352 --> 00:35:53,739
... a touch of pyorrhea...
712
00:35:53,764 --> 00:35:55,389
... nine or ten cavities...
713
00:35:55,414 --> 00:35:58,365
I lost my pivot tooth
and I'm in terrible pain.
714
00:35:59,409 --> 00:36:01,174
Well, I-I can't help you today.
715
00:36:01,511 --> 00:36:03,292
Oh, that's alright.
716
00:36:03,323 --> 00:36:05,339
I'll go just wait outside.
717
00:36:15,493 --> 00:36:19,055
The patient came to me with a
large hole in his abdomen...
718
00:36:19,914 --> 00:36:23,046
... caused by a fire poker
used on him by his wife.
719
00:36:24,273 --> 00:36:27,187
He almost bled to death
and gangrene had set in.
720
00:36:27,890 --> 00:36:29,921
I didn't give me much of a chance.
721
00:36:30,304 --> 00:36:31,960
There were other complications.
722
00:36:32,343 --> 00:36:36,929
The man had cancer,
tuberculosis, leprosy ...
723
00:36:37,085 --> 00:36:38,898
... and a touch of the grippe.
724
00:36:39,999 --> 00:36:41,788
I decided to operate.
725
00:36:41,874 --> 00:36:44,023
My... my patient just left.
726
00:36:44,078 --> 00:36:45,499
You cou... you could come in now.
727
00:36:46,006 --> 00:36:47,077
Oh goodie.
728
00:36:49,694 --> 00:36:52,343
- I didn't see the other man leave.
- Well...
729
00:36:52,452 --> 00:36:54,045
... he went out the back door
730
00:36:57,896 --> 00:37:00,677
You know, most people don't
like to go to the dentist...
731
00:37:00,709 --> 00:37:03,878
... but I rather enjoy it myself, don't you?
732
00:37:03,911 --> 00:37:05,090
I mean there is such...
733
00:37:05,115 --> 00:37:07,324
... there is a real feeling of growth,
of ...
734
00:37:07,699 --> 00:37:08,699
... of...
735
00:37:09,379 --> 00:37:11,020
... progress when that...
736
00:37:11,067 --> 00:37:12,895
... that old drill goes in...
737
00:37:13,068 --> 00:37:17,059
... and I'd almost rather go to the
dentist than anywhere, wouldn't you?
738
00:37:17,084 --> 00:37:18,084
Yeah.
739
00:37:19,029 --> 00:37:20,529
Now, no Novocaine.
740
00:37:20,554 --> 00:37:21,959
It dulls the senses.
741
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:25,710
This is gonna hurt you more than it is me.
742
00:37:25,735 --> 00:37:27,749
Oh, goodie goodie, here it comes.
743
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:30,382
Argh!
744
00:37:31,233 --> 00:37:32,428
Argh!
745
00:37:34,194 --> 00:37:35,139
Argh!
746
00:37:35,725 --> 00:37:38,561
Oh my god,
don't stop now!
747
00:37:38,967 --> 00:37:40,279
Well, I made a lot of holes...
748
00:37:40,304 --> 00:37:42,639
... and now I've gotta fill it with this silver stuff.
749
00:37:42,709 --> 00:37:44,670
Well, aren't you gonna pull any?
750
00:37:45,045 --> 00:37:47,826
- Well, uh...
- Oh, come on.
751
00:37:49,045 --> 00:37:50,818
Well, it's your mouth.
752
00:37:59,198 --> 00:38:00,261
Argh!
753
00:38:01,448 --> 00:38:02,573
Argh!
754
00:38:04,089 --> 00:38:05,042
Argh!
755
00:38:08,409 --> 00:38:09,698
Well, Dr. Farb...
756
00:38:09,885 --> 00:38:11,839
... it's been quite an afternoon.
757
00:38:12,028 --> 00:38:15,494
I can truly say
I've never enjoyed myself so much.
758
00:38:15,573 --> 00:38:18,279
I'll recommend you to all my friends.
759
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:19,397
Thank you.
Bye.
760
00:38:19,422 --> 00:38:20,819
Bye, now.
761
00:38:29,519 --> 00:38:31,555
Feed me!
762
00:38:31,605 --> 00:38:32,909
Oh, take it easy, Dracula.
763
00:38:32,934 --> 00:38:35,214
What do you think I'm carrying here?
My dirty laundry?
764
00:38:40,325 --> 00:38:41,434
Feed!
765
00:38:41,566 --> 00:38:43,560
I'm coming!
I'm coming already.
766
00:38:48,869 --> 00:38:50,290
This should be enough for anybody.
767
00:38:50,315 --> 00:38:51,315
Mhm.
768
00:38:51,340 --> 00:38:53,057
Fooood.
769
00:38:58,162 --> 00:39:00,068
Well, goodbye Dr. Farb.
770
00:39:00,638 --> 00:39:03,224
You may have been a crummy dentist
but you were a nice fellow.
771
00:39:03,855 --> 00:39:06,120
I never meant to kill
anybody in my whole life.
772
00:39:06,175 --> 00:39:08,570
Now I killed two in the last two days.
773
00:39:09,620 --> 00:39:12,448
Well, he asked for it coming
at me with that knife and all.
774
00:39:13,808 --> 00:39:15,425
Bon voyage, Dr Farb.
775
00:39:16,190 --> 00:39:17,237
Want anything else?
776
00:39:17,511 --> 00:39:19,244
[BURP]
777
00:39:19,541 --> 00:39:20,541
[BURP]
778
00:39:21,291 --> 00:39:22,596
See you in the morning.
779
00:39:42,419 --> 00:39:43,419
Come in.
780
00:39:44,857 --> 00:39:45,857
It's me, Joe.
781
00:39:46,342 --> 00:39:47,342
Good morning, Frank.
782
00:39:48,287 --> 00:39:49,369
How's the wife, Frank?
783
00:39:49,451 --> 00:39:51,193
- Not bad, Joe.
- Glad to hear it.
784
00:39:51,443 --> 00:39:53,014
- The kids?
- Lost one yesterday.
785
00:39:53,210 --> 00:39:54,842
Awful, eh?
How did that happen?
786
00:39:55,015 --> 00:39:56,335
Playing with matches.
787
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:57,538
Well, those are the breaks.
788
00:39:57,749 --> 00:39:58,749
Yeah, I guess so.
789
00:39:59,079 --> 00:40:00,165
Got a strange one here.
790
00:40:00,352 --> 00:40:02,938
Railroad people say the last one of their
best detectives the other night.
791
00:40:02,963 --> 00:40:03,883
Where?
792
00:40:03,908 --> 00:40:04,907
Down by the yards.
793
00:40:05,039 --> 00:40:06,562
He was watching refrigerator cars.
794
00:40:06,905 --> 00:40:08,109
Refrigerator cars?
795
00:40:08,648 --> 00:40:10,874
- Ice thieves.
- Oh yeah? What happened?
796
00:40:10,899 --> 00:40:11,899
Don't know.
797
00:40:11,898 --> 00:40:13,796
- Vanished, right on the tracks.
- Clues?
798
00:40:14,608 --> 00:40:15,608
None.
799
00:40:15,633 --> 00:40:16,633
Anything else?
800
00:40:16,781 --> 00:40:18,211
Dentist. Farb.
801
00:40:18,351 --> 00:40:19,796
- Dead?
- Missing.
802
00:40:20,023 --> 00:40:21,132
Clues?
803
00:40:21,234 --> 00:40:22,632
- Blood in the office.
- Where?
804
00:40:22,679 --> 00:40:24,444
- Skid Row.
- Ideas?
805
00:40:25,171 --> 00:40:26,296
- None.
- Check it out?
806
00:40:27,288 --> 00:40:28,288
Yeah.
807
00:40:36,421 --> 00:40:37,882
Now we were on the case,
808
00:40:38,273 --> 00:40:39,851
... officer Frank Stoolie and me.
809
00:40:40,609 --> 00:40:41,726
My name is Fink.
810
00:40:42,617 --> 00:40:43,726
Sergeant Joe Fink.
811
00:40:44,773 --> 00:40:45,773
I'm a fink.
812
00:41:05,035 --> 00:41:06,339
Morning, Mr Mushnick.
813
00:41:07,207 --> 00:41:09,152
Oh, boy, look at that!
814
00:41:09,426 --> 00:41:10,730
Hi, everybody.
815
00:41:11,777 --> 00:41:13,566
Oh, my god!
816
00:41:13,652 --> 00:41:15,511
- Ain't it something?
- It's...
817
00:41:16,050 --> 00:41:17,824
It's monstrositous!
818
00:41:18,034 --> 00:41:19,034
Yeah.
819
00:41:19,542 --> 00:41:21,886
And to think that you did it.
820
00:41:23,589 --> 00:41:25,565
Gee, Audrey. You don't have to kiss me.
821
00:41:26,081 --> 00:41:27,699
Don't you like me to kiss you?
822
00:41:28,284 --> 00:41:30,596
Yeah, but...
you don't like to kiss me.
823
00:41:31,050 --> 00:41:32,128
Why shouldn't I?
824
00:41:32,518 --> 00:41:34,167
Nobody else ever did.
825
00:41:34,526 --> 00:41:35,831
Well, I do like to.
826
00:41:35,994 --> 00:41:38,274
You do? You really do?
You like to kiss me?
827
00:41:38,299 --> 00:41:39,206
Sure, I do.
828
00:41:39,231 --> 00:41:40,847
Would... would you like to kiss me again?
829
00:41:41,190 --> 00:41:42,190
Ok.
830
00:41:42,215 --> 00:41:43,627
That plant...
831
00:41:46,569 --> 00:41:49,374
Oh, boy! You kiss good, Audrey.
832
00:41:49,428 --> 00:41:51,795
Oh, I guess I just have a good kisser.
833
00:41:51,820 --> 00:41:53,662
H-h-h-how d-d-did...
834
00:41:53,687 --> 00:41:55,912
Would you like to go out on
a date with me some night?
835
00:41:56,053 --> 00:41:58,186
- When...?
- Oh, sure I would, Seymour.
836
00:41:58,211 --> 00:41:59,906
- Any time.
- Tonight?
837
00:42:00,224 --> 00:42:01,255
Ok.
838
00:42:01,639 --> 00:42:04,076
- Oh, boy!
- A-a-a-about that plant...
839
00:42:05,037 --> 00:42:06,475
- We got the list.
- Of flowers.
840
00:42:06,500 --> 00:42:08,514
- For the float.
- For the rose parade.
841
00:42:08,561 --> 00:42:10,514
I can't talk to you now, girls.
842
00:42:10,764 --> 00:42:11,879
Talk on Audrey.
843
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:13,662
- We got the list.
- With the float.
844
00:42:13,687 --> 00:42:15,452
- It's ok. Let's take a look at it.
- Ok.
845
00:42:15,569 --> 00:42:16,593
Hi, what's cookin'?
846
00:42:16,679 --> 00:42:17,679
Look at my plant.
847
00:42:17,983 --> 00:42:20,240
- My, what a large one.
- Yeah.
848
00:42:25,817 --> 00:42:27,864
Hello, Mrs. Shiva. What's new?
849
00:42:28,059 --> 00:42:30,075
Oy, I got terrible news.
850
00:42:30,739 --> 00:42:33,379
My nephew Frankie just lost his little boy.
851
00:42:33,481 --> 00:42:34,887
Oh, that's too bad.
852
00:42:34,912 --> 00:42:35,927
How did it happen?
853
00:42:35,952 --> 00:42:37,606
He was playing with matches.
854
00:42:37,757 --> 00:42:39,553
Would you like to buy, maybe, some flowers?
855
00:42:39,811 --> 00:42:41,967
Nah... about 50 cents worth.
856
00:42:42,085 --> 00:42:44,100
So I'll get the for you.
Look at my plant!
857
00:42:44,202 --> 00:42:45,608
I'm looking.
858
00:42:51,584 --> 00:42:54,568
- Your name Gravis Mushnick?
- M-M-Mushnick, Gravis. That's my name.
859
00:42:54,732 --> 00:42:55,865
Just want to ask you a few questions.
860
00:42:55,890 --> 00:42:58,059
- Questions ask me why?
- Just want to ask a few questions.
861
00:42:58,084 --> 00:42:59,326
I-I didn't do it.
862
00:42:59,380 --> 00:43:00,686
- Do what?
- Whatever.
863
00:43:00,779 --> 00:43:01,621
Ever see this man?
864
00:43:01,646 --> 00:43:03,021
Man... see... picture...
865
00:43:03,209 --> 00:43:04,208
Why are you so nervous?
866
00:43:04,233 --> 00:43:05,233
You got a guilty conscience?
867
00:43:05,278 --> 00:43:06,575
No! Why should I?
868
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:07,379
Ever see this man?
869
00:43:07,404 --> 00:43:09,223
Man... see... this-this picture...
870
00:43:09,248 --> 00:43:10,497
Dr. Farb.
871
00:43:11,363 --> 00:43:12,933
- So you know him?
- He's my dentist.
872
00:43:12,995 --> 00:43:15,105
He... eh... maybe did something?
873
00:43:15,262 --> 00:43:16,824
- He disappeared.
- Blood in his office.
874
00:43:16,849 --> 00:43:17,746
Another man, too.
875
00:43:17,771 --> 00:43:19,511
Blood on the railroad tracks.
876
00:43:20,333 --> 00:43:22,989
- Dr. Farb is murdered?
- Is he?
877
00:43:23,091 --> 00:43:25,130
Who knows? Not me!
878
00:43:26,075 --> 00:43:27,075
What do you think?
879
00:43:27,786 --> 00:43:28,904
He doesn't know anything.
880
00:43:29,318 --> 00:43:30,318
Ok, Mushnick.
881
00:43:30,505 --> 00:43:32,068
If you hear anything about these men...
882
00:43:32,093 --> 00:43:33,012
...call our office.
883
00:43:33,067 --> 00:43:34,683
Sure, I'll be glad to...
884
00:43:34,731 --> 00:43:36,637
...cooperate with the police.
885
00:43:36,895 --> 00:43:37,895
Hello, aunt Siddie.
886
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:40,949
Oh, isn't it terrible what
happened to your boy, Frankie?
887
00:43:40,974 --> 00:43:42,489
Those are the breaks.
888
00:43:46,966 --> 00:43:48,005
Alright, Seymour.
889
00:43:48,030 --> 00:43:51,645
Now you tell me if this plant
is finished all grown up.
890
00:43:52,138 --> 00:43:54,529
- It's finished all growning up.
- You wouldn't kid your father?
891
00:43:54,591 --> 00:43:56,364
- My father came home?
- Me, idiot!
892
00:43:56,389 --> 00:43:57,864
It's a finger of speech.
893
00:43:57,989 --> 00:43:58,989
Now look...
894
00:43:59,014 --> 00:44:01,250
I can't stand anymore that plant.
895
00:44:01,275 --> 00:44:03,715
It's growing me out of house and home.
896
00:44:04,075 --> 00:44:06,020
It ain't gonna grow anymore. I promise.
897
00:44:06,059 --> 00:44:07,637
How can you be so sure?
898
00:44:08,028 --> 00:44:09,629
It ate three times already.
899
00:44:09,925 --> 00:44:11,206
Who...
I mean...
900
00:44:11,386 --> 00:44:13,425
...what did it eat this time?
901
00:44:13,589 --> 00:44:15,995
Well, abou...
about a million Japanese beetles.
902
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:17,948
So don't eat no more?
903
00:44:19,159 --> 00:44:20,159
It's full.
904
00:44:20,253 --> 00:44:21,253
Gravis?
905
00:44:22,830 --> 00:44:25,353
There's a lady from some kind
of a committance outside.
906
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:26,908
I think it's important.
907
00:44:28,134 --> 00:44:29,134
Excellent.
908
00:44:29,205 --> 00:44:30,213
By the by...
909
00:44:30,791 --> 00:44:33,384
...I understand you want to take
Audrey out on a date tonight.
910
00:44:33,807 --> 00:44:35,072
That's very good with me.
911
00:44:35,384 --> 00:44:38,556
Because I am staying to keep an
eye on that meshugana plant.
912
00:44:43,158 --> 00:44:45,002
So, where are we gonna go tonight, Seymour.
913
00:44:45,494 --> 00:44:47,781
I-I-I just remembered:
I don't have any money.
914
00:44:48,463 --> 00:44:49,619
Well, that's ok.
915
00:44:50,009 --> 00:44:52,728
We could take a walk along
the ocean or something.
916
00:44:53,681 --> 00:44:55,978
I got a great idea.
We could eat dinner at my house.
917
00:44:56,063 --> 00:44:58,493
- My mom's a great cook.
- Oh, that's swell!
918
00:44:58,532 --> 00:45:00,423
Oh, boy, I'll call later and tell her.
919
00:45:00,517 --> 00:45:01,306
Ok.
920
00:45:05,359 --> 00:45:08,195
Oh, that's remarkable.
921
00:45:08,702 --> 00:45:09,702
You like?
922
00:45:10,829 --> 00:45:13,690
I neither like nor dislike
anything, my goodness.
923
00:45:15,676 --> 00:45:18,028
I happen to represent the society of...
924
00:45:18,314 --> 00:45:21,340
... Silent Flower Observers of Southern California.
925
00:45:21,403 --> 00:45:22,793
How about that?
926
00:45:23,145 --> 00:45:24,145
Tell me...
927
00:45:24,340 --> 00:45:27,480
... who created this magnificent bloom?
928
00:45:28,858 --> 00:45:30,233
I did. Me.
929
00:45:30,258 --> 00:45:31,083
Oh.
930
00:45:31,108 --> 00:45:33,303
A-a-and what might your name be?
931
00:45:33,421 --> 00:45:35,272
Seymour Krelborn, with a K.
932
00:45:35,685 --> 00:45:37,490
- Krelboind?
- Krelborn.
933
00:45:38,013 --> 00:45:39,646
Raised in the coffee can.
934
00:45:40,450 --> 00:45:41,450
This...
935
00:45:41,685 --> 00:45:42,566
Well...
936
00:45:42,591 --> 00:45:44,349
Tell me, Mr. Krelboind...
937
00:45:44,700 --> 00:45:47,911
Is this a freak or can more
be raised from the seeds?
938
00:45:47,998 --> 00:45:49,153
We should live so long.
939
00:45:49,192 --> 00:45:51,612
Well, I don't think there gonna
be will be any more, Miss, uh,...
940
00:45:51,637 --> 00:45:52,637
Feuchtwanger.
941
00:45:52,661 --> 00:45:54,427
Mrs Hortense Feuchtwanger.
942
00:45:54,551 --> 00:45:57,746
I think this is gonna be the only one,
Mrs. Fishswinger.
943
00:45:58,316 --> 00:45:59,316
Feuchtwanger.
944
00:45:59,965 --> 00:46:00,981
Feuchtwanger?
945
00:46:01,092 --> 00:46:02,855
Well, it's probably indigestible anyway.
946
00:46:06,014 --> 00:46:07,014
At any rate...
947
00:46:07,686 --> 00:46:10,881
... I have the honour to tell you,
Seymour Krelboind,...
948
00:46:11,381 --> 00:46:14,881
... that you have been selected
to receive the annual trophy...
949
00:46:14,906 --> 00:46:18,638
of the Society of Silent Flower
Observers of Southern California.
950
00:46:18,686 --> 00:46:20,084
A trophy? Me?
951
00:46:20,131 --> 00:46:22,217
Such is justice...
952
00:46:22,443 --> 00:46:26,175
But tell me: When do you suppose
those large buds will open?
953
00:46:26,528 --> 00:46:29,520
Well according to what the book says
about the plants that I crossed...
954
00:46:29,820 --> 00:46:32,219
... they should open the day after tomorrow at sunset.
955
00:46:32,346 --> 00:46:33,567
Ah, very well.
956
00:46:33,598 --> 00:46:35,903
Then I shall return at that
time to present the trophy
957
00:46:36,115 --> 00:46:37,115
Good day.
958
00:46:43,895 --> 00:46:45,051
Remarkable.
959
00:46:49,613 --> 00:46:51,668
Oh boy!
I'm gonna get a trophy!
960
00:46:51,699 --> 00:46:53,698
Oh, Seymour. I'm so proud of you.
961
00:46:53,723 --> 00:46:56,526
Oh, a real trophy for Audrey Jr.!
962
00:46:56,551 --> 00:46:58,764
- We'll put it on the float.
- In the rose parade.
963
00:46:58,801 --> 00:47:00,028
Oh, boy!
964
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:05,847
Don't look at me.
I-I'm a terrible sight.
965
00:47:06,019 --> 00:47:07,777
I-I'm a complete sea hag.
966
00:47:07,948 --> 00:47:09,886
- She always says that.
- O, well, it's true.
967
00:47:09,957 --> 00:47:12,050
I haven't been feelin' very well lately.
968
00:47:12,245 --> 00:47:14,683
Audrey, this is my ma, Winifred Krelborn.
969
00:47:14,729 --> 00:47:16,370
Ma, this is Audrey Fulquard.
970
00:47:16,395 --> 00:47:17,292
She's my girl.
971
00:47:17,317 --> 00:47:19,113
Hi Audrey. Are you hungry?
972
00:47:19,138 --> 00:47:21,145
I sure am. I could eat a horse.
973
00:47:21,170 --> 00:47:24,473
Oh. Well, sit right down,
and I'll go get the first course.
974
00:47:28,348 --> 00:47:29,348
Sit here, Audrey.
975
00:47:30,598 --> 00:47:31,785
You want me to take your sweater?
976
00:47:32,043 --> 00:47:33,317
Well... yeah.
977
00:47:41,732 --> 00:47:42,803
Never mind that.
978
00:47:43,069 --> 00:47:44,569
Well, now try this.
979
00:47:51,382 --> 00:47:53,163
It tastes like cough syrup.
980
00:47:53,265 --> 00:47:55,273
Dr. Phlegm's cough syrup
981
00:47:55,500 --> 00:47:56,500
A toast?
982
00:47:57,794 --> 00:48:00,420
- To Audrey Jr.!
- No, to Audrey Sr.!
983
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:26,277
You! You glutton, you!
984
00:48:26,596 --> 00:48:28,112
Tonight I keep an eye on you.
985
00:48:28,137 --> 00:48:30,761
I don't let nobody get near you.
986
00:48:41,220 --> 00:48:42,618
Coming soup.
987
00:48:44,173 --> 00:48:46,642
No, don't touch it till I
get a little flavouring.
988
00:48:47,806 --> 00:48:48,806
Gee, Audrey.
989
00:48:48,844 --> 00:48:50,620
You sure look good by candlelight.
990
00:48:51,079 --> 00:48:52,665
Do I really, Seymour?
991
00:48:52,704 --> 00:48:54,493
- Yes.
- Here you are.
992
00:48:57,375 --> 00:48:58,375
Now try.
993
00:48:59,227 --> 00:49:00,578
Sure smells different.
994
00:49:00,664 --> 00:49:01,836
It's different.
995
00:49:03,039 --> 00:49:04,711
Some kind of oil, isn't it?
996
00:49:05,045 --> 00:49:06,248
Cod liver oil.
997
00:49:06,802 --> 00:49:08,208
Wonderful for the colon.
998
00:49:08,326 --> 00:49:10,349
And that's sulphur powder on top.
999
00:49:15,669 --> 00:49:18,888
Feed me.
1000
00:49:22,490 --> 00:49:25,052
Feed me!
1001
00:49:26,974 --> 00:49:29,178
I'm hungry.
1002
00:49:37,647 --> 00:49:38,647
Open it is.
1003
00:49:38,818 --> 00:49:40,116
Feed me!
1004
00:49:43,647 --> 00:49:44,678
I didn't hear it.
1005
00:49:45,069 --> 00:49:46,318
Feed me!
1006
00:49:46,343 --> 00:49:47,343
I heard it.
1007
00:49:48,256 --> 00:49:50,647
I want food.
1008
00:49:51,733 --> 00:49:53,451
A talking plant we got.
1009
00:49:53,592 --> 00:49:55,608
I'm hungry.
1010
00:49:55,959 --> 00:49:56,959
No.
1011
00:49:57,358 --> 00:49:58,358
Hungry?
1012
00:49:58,865 --> 00:50:01,108
And other fine kettle von fish!
1013
00:50:01,974 --> 00:50:03,974
Who would you like to have tonight?
1014
00:50:04,669 --> 00:50:06,427
You look fat enough.
1015
00:50:08,622 --> 00:50:12,192
We not only got a talking plant,
we got one that makes with smart cracks.
1016
00:50:12,849 --> 00:50:15,903
Will you listen to me, you botanical bum?
1017
00:50:16,239 --> 00:50:17,567
Food you wouldn't get.
1018
00:50:17,958 --> 00:50:19,450
Not from Gravis Mushnick.
1019
00:50:19,583 --> 00:50:21,184
I'm starved.
1020
00:50:21,300 --> 00:50:22,411
Excellent.
1021
00:50:22,856 --> 00:50:25,146
You would unpopulate all Skid Row.
1022
00:50:25,341 --> 00:50:26,341
Well...
1023
00:50:27,208 --> 00:50:28,829
You can forget about it.
1024
00:50:29,223 --> 00:50:31,830
You wouldn't get fed from
Gravis mushnick tonight.
1025
00:50:33,473 --> 00:50:34,473
Good night
1026
00:50:35,051 --> 00:50:36,762
You'll get yours.
1027
00:50:43,949 --> 00:50:45,644
I kinda like this chow mein.
1028
00:50:45,831 --> 00:50:47,308
Uh, if it tastes a little bitter...
1029
00:50:47,333 --> 00:50:50,316
... it's because it's made
of Chinese herbs and it's...
1030
00:50:50,527 --> 00:50:52,069
... flavored with accra myosin.
1031
00:50:52,238 --> 00:50:53,238
Epsom salt.
1032
00:50:53,675 --> 00:50:56,059
There ain't another cook in
the whole world like my ma.
1033
00:50:56,105 --> 00:50:58,738
That's what your old man said
before the last ran out on me.
1034
00:50:58,808 --> 00:51:01,738
You know, if you're gonna be
married, you gotta be a good cook.
1035
00:51:02,239 --> 00:51:03,942
Maybe you could teach me.
1036
00:51:04,083 --> 00:51:05,458
You thinkin' to get married?
1037
00:51:06,310 --> 00:51:08,638
- He hasn't asked me yet.
- Who hasn't?
1038
00:51:08,865 --> 00:51:09,865
Seymour.
1039
00:51:10,091 --> 00:51:11,849
Seymour's too young to get married.
1040
00:51:11,997 --> 00:51:15,235
Look here. A boy's got to go
and play around a little bit.
1041
00:51:15,356 --> 00:51:16,528
Go out on the makin'.
1042
00:51:16,553 --> 00:51:17,623
Have a ball.
1043
00:51:17,856 --> 00:51:20,630
Gee, ma. I don't wanna have a ball.
I wanna be with Audrey.
1044
00:51:20,778 --> 00:51:22,602
- Now look, Seymour.
- Oh, Seymour.
1045
00:51:22,689 --> 00:51:26,252
You promised you wouldn't get married
until you bought me an iron lung.
1046
00:51:26,588 --> 00:51:28,494
You've been breathing for years, ma.
1047
00:51:28,619 --> 00:51:29,830
Well, it ain't easy.
1048
00:51:30,041 --> 00:51:31,682
It ain't easy, son.
1049
00:51:53,687 --> 00:51:54,851
Nobody's here.
1050
00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:57,398
Black cats, 13th job...
1051
00:51:57,423 --> 00:51:59,900
Friday 13th. Stupid superstition.
1052
00:52:04,235 --> 00:52:05,235
Alright, you.
1053
00:52:05,260 --> 00:52:06,329
Come out of there.
1054
00:52:06,831 --> 00:52:08,034
Don't shoot, Mister.
1055
00:52:08,455 --> 00:52:11,252
I'm old and sick.
I wouldn't hurt even a fly.
1056
00:52:12,502 --> 00:52:14,219
Come out in the light where I can see you.
1057
00:52:15,798 --> 00:52:16,798
Come on.
1058
00:52:16,823 --> 00:52:17,979
Please don't shoot.
1059
00:52:18,081 --> 00:52:19,081
Please.
1060
00:52:19,197 --> 00:52:21,612
Please. I'm only Gravis Mushnick.
You wouldn't want to kill me.
1061
00:52:21,643 --> 00:52:22,843
Where would you hide the body?
1062
00:52:23,245 --> 00:52:25,175
Don't worry. I'm not gonna shoot you.
1063
00:52:25,643 --> 00:52:27,244
- Not unless you try something.
- Try something?
1064
00:52:27,269 --> 00:52:28,854
I never tried anything in my life.
1065
00:52:29,167 --> 00:52:31,526
I wouldn't try anything now.
You want my money? Take it.
1066
00:52:31,551 --> 00:52:34,853
You want I should go out and steal you
some more? That's alright, too. I'll do it.
1067
00:52:35,228 --> 00:52:36,603
Thank you very much.
1068
00:52:37,572 --> 00:52:39,642
I like your brand of hospitality.
1069
00:52:40,540 --> 00:52:43,110
You'll excuse it isn't more.
I'm only a poor florist
1070
00:52:43,135 --> 00:52:44,135
Yeah, yeah.
1071
00:52:45,336 --> 00:52:46,821
You got about 30 bucks here.
1072
00:52:47,500 --> 00:52:49,039
Come on now. Where's the rest of it?
1073
00:52:49,179 --> 00:52:52,406
I was in here this afternoon.
I saw about 30,000 people in here...
1074
00:52:52,530 --> 00:52:53,921
They must have spent some money. Where is it?
1075
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,156
There ain't no more money.
They came in to look on the plant.
1076
00:52:56,181 --> 00:52:58,265
It's a big attraction.
Audrey Jr.
1077
00:52:58,681 --> 00:52:59,720
The plant. Don't try to snow me, Jim.
1078
00:52:59,745 --> 00:53:01,845
30,000 square didn't come
in just to look for a plant.
1079
00:53:01,870 --> 00:53:02,869
I want it!
1080
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,289
I don't got no more money.
Honest. Believe me.
1081
00:53:06,336 --> 00:53:07,414
Ok, let's try this.
1082
00:53:07,656 --> 00:53:08,656
One...
1083
00:53:08,867 --> 00:53:09,867
Two...
1084
00:53:09,938 --> 00:53:10,938
Three...
1085
00:53:11,084 --> 00:53:13,423
- Four...
- I ain't got no more money, honest!
1086
00:53:13,654 --> 00:53:15,997
Alright. Try it the other way around.
Five...
1087
00:53:16,053 --> 00:53:17,053
Four...
1088
00:53:17,091 --> 00:53:18,091
Three...
1089
00:53:18,139 --> 00:53:19,217
- Two...
- Alright.
1090
00:53:19,242 --> 00:53:20,310
Alright.
1091
00:53:20,429 --> 00:53:21,757
Alright, big bad. Where?
1092
00:53:23,515 --> 00:53:24,718
In the plant.
1093
00:53:25,495 --> 00:53:26,754
In the plant?
1094
00:53:27,443 --> 00:53:29,402
The big plant, Audrey Jr.
1095
00:53:32,791 --> 00:53:34,299
I-inside the big leaf?
1096
00:53:34,487 --> 00:53:36,183
That's right. Inside.
1097
00:53:37,267 --> 00:53:39,120
H-h-how do you get it open?
1098
00:53:40,815 --> 00:53:41,815
Just knock.
1099
00:53:58,274 --> 00:53:59,274
In there?
1100
00:53:59,299 --> 00:54:00,299
In there.
1101
00:54:01,071 --> 00:54:02,071
Inside.
1102
00:54:02,328 --> 00:54:03,468
In the bottom.
1103
00:54:03,493 --> 00:54:04,696
I don't see anything.
1104
00:54:06,249 --> 00:54:07,609
Way inside.
1105
00:54:08,141 --> 00:54:09,477
Right at the bottom.
1106
00:54:22,792 --> 00:54:24,230
Argh!
1107
00:54:28,927 --> 00:54:30,502
Oi, what I did?
1108
00:54:34,425 --> 00:54:37,198
I don't care about you got
a date with Audrey tonight.
1109
00:54:37,223 --> 00:54:40,175
I am no more sitting up
with that no-goodnik plant.
1110
00:54:42,503 --> 00:54:45,159
But, see, Mr. Mushnick,
you don't have to sit up with it any more.
1111
00:54:45,184 --> 00:54:46,847
- It's all grown up now.
- Excellent.
1112
00:54:47,300 --> 00:54:50,050
Smart guy. How do you know
it don't be hungry no more?
1113
00:54:50,075 --> 00:54:52,398
- Well because...
- Tonight you are staying!
1114
00:54:52,563 --> 00:54:55,024
Then tomorrow they are coming and
they are going to give you a trophy...
1115
00:54:55,049 --> 00:54:59,117
... and then after that we are getting
rid once and for all for that plant!
1116
00:54:59,281 --> 00:55:02,328
- Getting rid of it? Why?
- Don't ask. Why? Why?
1117
00:55:02,405 --> 00:55:04,280
The end. Into the garbage can.
1118
00:55:04,305 --> 00:55:05,757
Aloha.
1119
00:55:05,843 --> 00:55:08,078
Oi.
Yes, Mrs. Shiva?
1120
00:55:08,140 --> 00:55:09,320
Oh, Seymour.
1121
00:55:09,351 --> 00:55:11,029
Your wonderful plant!
1122
00:55:11,054 --> 00:55:12,468
Oh, that's alright, Audrey.
1123
00:55:12,546 --> 00:55:14,898
I'll grow other plants,
even more wonderful ones.
1124
00:55:15,171 --> 00:55:16,499
I know you will.
1125
00:55:17,147 --> 00:55:19,124
Did you figure out what
we're doing tonight?
1126
00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:22,467
Yeah we're going to place
full of beautiful flowers.
1127
00:55:22,932 --> 00:55:24,885
- We have to stay here.
- Yeah.
1128
00:55:25,205 --> 00:55:27,598
Well, never mind. We'll have a picnic.
1129
00:55:27,682 --> 00:55:29,510
It'll be just like going to the country.
1130
00:55:29,611 --> 00:55:30,925
- Oh, boy!
- ...flowers and...
1131
00:55:30,950 --> 00:55:32,502
... and pink azaleas, for the arbour,...
1132
00:55:32,527 --> 00:55:35,392
- ... and the 9000 yellow mons for the...
- For the border.
1133
00:55:35,519 --> 00:55:38,578
- And the... the roses
- I got them around the back.
1134
00:55:39,996 --> 00:55:43,580
What do you mean you're going to a
picnic at night with that Fulquard girl?
1135
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:45,261
Don't you like Audrey, ma?
1136
00:55:45,339 --> 00:55:46,788
She's out after your money.
1137
00:55:47,034 --> 00:55:48,308
I don't have any money.
1138
00:55:48,370 --> 00:55:50,295
Oh, she's a smart one.
1139
00:55:50,495 --> 00:55:54,542
She'll latch onto ya till ya get
some and then goodbye, fortune!
1140
00:55:54,761 --> 00:55:56,636
But Audrey's honest girl, ma.
1141
00:55:56,698 --> 00:55:59,597
Yeah, never trust a woman who's too healthy
1142
00:55:59,971 --> 00:56:02,283
But Audrey had a bad cold a few weeks ago.
1143
00:56:02,354 --> 00:56:04,698
Oh, cold, a puny cold.
1144
00:56:04,955 --> 00:56:07,065
Why don't you get yourself
a real female with...
1145
00:56:07,090 --> 00:56:08,487
... something decent like...
1146
00:56:08,512 --> 00:56:11,133
... pneumonoconiosis, or-or gall stones?
1147
00:56:11,188 --> 00:56:13,088
Well, maybe she could
catch something like that.
1148
00:56:13,113 --> 00:56:15,598
The only thing she'll catch is you.
1149
00:56:16,230 --> 00:56:18,980
And she'll take you off to
some shady sanatorium...
1150
00:56:19,005 --> 00:56:22,334
... and leave me to
chiropractors and faith healers.
1151
00:56:22,919 --> 00:56:24,840
I know when I'm not wanted.
1152
00:56:25,919 --> 00:56:27,512
Oh, gee, ma.
1153
00:56:27,537 --> 00:56:29,341
Don't feel sorry for me.
1154
00:56:30,068 --> 00:56:32,825
I'll just find a nice,
wet alley somewhere...
1155
00:56:32,850 --> 00:56:34,896
... and curl up and wait for the end.
1156
00:56:35,154 --> 00:56:37,763
Oh, please don't die till I get
back, will you ma?
1157
00:56:37,841 --> 00:56:40,333
I'll take care of you.
I'll always take care of you, I promise!
1158
00:56:40,358 --> 00:56:41,763
- Yeah.
- Bye.
1159
00:56:47,990 --> 00:56:50,404
Gee, Audrey, I've never
tasted food like this before.
1160
00:56:50,795 --> 00:56:53,013
It's a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
1161
00:56:53,146 --> 00:56:55,058
Peanut butter and jelly -
what does that cure?
1162
00:56:55,575 --> 00:56:57,354
Nothing. It's just a food.
1163
00:56:57,441 --> 00:56:59,331
What good is it if it
doesn't clear up pimples...
1164
00:56:59,356 --> 00:57:01,348
... or shrink your sinus
tissues or something?
1165
00:57:01,449 --> 00:57:03,629
You're just being silly, Seymour.
1166
00:57:04,996 --> 00:57:07,130
Seymour, what do you wanna be?
1167
00:57:07,902 --> 00:57:09,582
Oh, I wanna grow things.
1168
00:57:09,963 --> 00:57:12,019
If I had a lot of money,
I'd go to the South Seas,..
1169
00:57:12,044 --> 00:57:14,417
... where they grow the most
fabulous plants in the world.
1170
00:57:14,511 --> 00:57:16,065
That sounds exciting.
1171
00:57:16,410 --> 00:57:17,410
Yeah.
1172
00:57:17,435 --> 00:57:19,855
I'd like to go to the South Seas, too.
1173
00:57:19,956 --> 00:57:21,846
There's no reason why you couldn't go.
1174
00:57:22,494 --> 00:57:24,429
Would you take me with you, Seymour?
1175
00:57:24,494 --> 00:57:27,198
Oh, I couldn't very well
go without you, Audrey.
1176
00:57:27,456 --> 00:57:28,456
Why not?
1177
00:57:28,979 --> 00:57:29,979
Because...
1178
00:57:30,214 --> 00:57:31,768
Because I'm in love with you, Audrey.
1179
00:57:32,026 --> 00:57:34,135
Oh, I'm in love with you, too, Seymour.
1180
00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:36,361
Feed me.
1181
00:57:37,345 --> 00:57:38,345
What'd you say?
1182
00:57:38,525 --> 00:57:39,900
I'm...
I'm just kidding.
1183
00:57:40,971 --> 00:57:42,752
I'm hungry!
1184
00:57:42,784 --> 00:57:43,784
Seymour!
1185
00:57:43,955 --> 00:57:46,369
- I didn't mean it.
- Why did you say it?
1186
00:57:46,525 --> 00:57:49,088
Oh.
Food.
1187
00:57:49,697 --> 00:57:50,994
You didn't even say that.
1188
00:57:51,019 --> 00:57:52,744
Oh yes I did.
I said it. I said it.
1189
00:57:52,783 --> 00:57:54,533
Oh, I'm looking right at you.
1190
00:57:54,876 --> 00:57:56,869
Well, I'm a ventriloquist.
1191
00:57:56,988 --> 00:57:57,805
You're what?
1192
00:57:57,830 --> 00:57:59,946
- A ventrilo...
- Feed me!
1193
00:58:00,774 --> 00:58:02,470
Seymour, do you feel all right?
1194
00:58:02,495 --> 00:58:04,547
Well, I don't know.
I'm not sure.
1195
00:58:04,735 --> 00:58:07,517
Well, then stop all this
nonsense and kiss me.
1196
00:58:08,423 --> 00:58:10,673
I'm dying from hunger!
1197
00:58:10,698 --> 00:58:13,344
Alright, if you're so
hungry, eat something but...
1198
00:58:13,547 --> 00:58:14,649
... forget about me.
1199
00:58:14,817 --> 00:58:15,817
Gee, I'm sorry, Audrey.
1200
00:58:15,842 --> 00:58:17,662
Give me to eat!
1201
00:58:17,701 --> 00:58:20,185
If you can't control
yourself, I'm going home.
1202
00:58:20,210 --> 00:58:22,334
I need some chow.
1203
00:58:24,468 --> 00:58:26,827
Ooh, my empty stomach.
1204
00:58:28,109 --> 00:58:30,414
Audrey, please wait.
Listen to me.
1205
00:58:30,508 --> 00:58:33,430
I've listened to all the
nonsense I wanna hear, Seymour.
1206
00:58:33,664 --> 00:58:34,727
You're a nut.
1207
00:58:34,801 --> 00:58:38,279
You tell me that you love me and then
you you act like a complete idiot.
1208
00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:39,820
Please listen, Audrey.
1209
00:58:39,883 --> 00:58:42,000
I'll be able to explain everything soon.
1210
00:58:42,150 --> 00:58:44,095
Why can't you explain now?
1211
00:58:44,697 --> 00:58:46,806
Because so many things are so important.
1212
00:58:47,283 --> 00:58:48,423
I wanna marry you.
1213
00:58:48,548 --> 00:58:50,368
But I gotta take care of mom.
1214
00:58:50,595 --> 00:58:53,204
Well, that plant in there is
gonna make it all come true.
1215
00:58:53,958 --> 00:58:56,458
Tomorrow they're gonna give me
a trophy and I'll be famous.
1216
00:58:56,591 --> 00:58:58,099
I'll be a big botanist.
1217
00:58:58,552 --> 00:59:01,231
And then we can go to the South
Seas just like we planned and all.
1218
00:59:01,256 --> 00:59:04,349
But that doesn't have anything
to do with what went on in there.
1219
00:59:05,052 --> 00:59:07,388
When you're ready to come to your
senses, Seymour,...
1220
00:59:07,716 --> 00:59:09,115
... then I'll talk to you.
1221
00:59:09,778 --> 00:59:10,949
Good night, Seymour.
1222
00:59:19,662 --> 00:59:21,271
Feed.
1223
00:59:22,122 --> 00:59:23,802
I'm getting pretty tired of you.
1224
00:59:24,006 --> 00:59:25,912
I need food.
1225
00:59:25,951 --> 00:59:27,224
I don't care what you need.
1226
00:59:27,287 --> 00:59:28,498
Look what you've done to me.
1227
00:59:28,568 --> 00:59:31,404
You not only made a butcher outta
me, you drove my girl away.
1228
00:59:31,450 --> 00:59:33,982
Shut up, and bring on the food!
1229
00:59:34,426 --> 00:59:36,278
Don't tell me to shut up - you shut up!
1230
00:59:37,044 --> 00:59:38,847
Who raised you from a
bunch of little seeds?
1231
00:59:39,004 --> 00:59:42,859
Who fed you all them high-class fertilizers
and sat up with you when you were sick?
1232
00:59:43,223 --> 00:59:45,012
Nodody else would have done that for you.
1233
00:59:45,073 --> 00:59:48,011
You think anybody else would have
brought you human beings to eat?
1234
00:59:48,362 --> 00:59:49,714
Darm right, they wouldn't.
1235
00:59:50,077 --> 00:59:52,756
Well, I've helped you and you've helped me.
1236
00:59:52,781 --> 00:59:55,031
Now shut your trap and go to sleep.
I'm tired.
1237
00:59:55,187 --> 00:59:56,187
Krelborn!
1238
00:59:56,905 --> 00:59:57,905
Turn around!
1239
01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:01,764
Close your eyes.
1240
01:00:03,538 --> 01:00:05,210
You are asleep.
1241
01:00:06,444 --> 01:00:07,780
Open your eyes.
1242
01:00:09,100 --> 01:00:11,322
Now you will do as I say.
1243
01:00:11,405 --> 01:00:12,756
Will you follow me?
1244
01:00:12,842 --> 01:00:14,038
Yes, master.
1245
01:00:14,318 --> 01:00:18,646
You will go out and
find me some food!
1246
01:00:18,959 --> 01:00:20,185
Yes, master.
1247
01:00:20,326 --> 01:00:21,771
Now begone.
1248
01:00:22,192 --> 01:00:23,864
And waste no time.
1249
01:00:44,551 --> 01:00:45,551
Idiot!
1250
01:01:25,995 --> 01:01:27,995
My name is Leonora Clyde.
1251
01:01:28,665 --> 01:01:30,581
How's the rain on the rhubarb?
1252
01:01:31,880 --> 01:01:33,706
Master is hungry.
1253
01:01:43,392 --> 01:01:44,759
Well, hello there.
1254
01:02:15,148 --> 01:02:17,460
I gotta find food for master.
1255
01:02:18,187 --> 01:02:20,210
Food I gotta find for master.
1256
01:02:21,147 --> 01:02:23,716
For master I gotta find food.
1257
01:02:24,897 --> 01:02:26,420
Maybe I can help.
1258
01:02:27,264 --> 01:02:29,935
- Who're you?
- My name is Leonora Clyde.
1259
01:02:29,960 --> 01:02:31,365
I love you.
1260
01:02:32,515 --> 01:02:34,366
Master wants food.
1261
01:02:34,765 --> 01:02:36,413
Let the old goat wait.
1262
01:02:36,491 --> 01:02:38,827
The night is young and so are we.
1263
01:02:39,069 --> 01:02:40,757
Master doesn't eat goat.
1264
01:02:45,308 --> 01:02:48,089
Well what kind of food does he like?
1265
01:02:50,855 --> 01:02:51,987
Oooh.
1266
01:02:52,777 --> 01:02:54,192
That's more like it.
1267
01:02:54,217 --> 01:02:55,217
Kiss me!
1268
01:02:59,122 --> 01:03:01,059
What's the matter, don't you like me?
1269
01:03:01,333 --> 01:03:02,575
Too bony.
1270
01:03:02,613 --> 01:03:03,719
Too bony?
1271
01:03:03,720 --> 01:03:05,292
Nobody ever told me that before.
1272
01:03:05,317 --> 01:03:07,152
Beef is better than veal.
1273
01:03:07,848 --> 01:03:08,848
Ach.
1274
01:03:08,910 --> 01:03:10,395
You're such a dodo.
1275
01:03:10,511 --> 01:03:12,863
What do you call this?
Chopped liver?
1276
01:03:13,754 --> 01:03:14,754
Mmm.
1277
01:03:15,339 --> 01:03:16,738
Haha.
1278
01:03:17,074 --> 01:03:19,121
Master would like more fat.
1279
01:03:19,394 --> 01:03:21,315
Speak for yourself, John.
1280
01:03:23,167 --> 01:03:24,639
My name is Seymour.
1281
01:03:24,752 --> 01:03:26,393
"My name is Seymour."
1282
01:03:26,651 --> 01:03:28,003
That's my name, too.
1283
01:03:28,893 --> 01:03:32,221
Ach. Are you interested are
you just wasting my time?
1284
01:03:32,573 --> 01:03:34,745
I never thought anybody would volunteer.
1285
01:03:34,886 --> 01:03:36,050
Do you volunteer?
1286
01:03:36,144 --> 01:03:37,480
Sure I do.
1287
01:03:38,042 --> 01:03:40,674
Alright, if you're sure
you want to... volunteer.
1288
01:03:41,057 --> 01:03:43,159
Alright. My place or yours?
1289
01:03:43,321 --> 01:03:44,415
I don't care.
1290
01:03:44,721 --> 01:03:46,667
Well,...
flip a coin.
1291
01:03:47,073 --> 01:03:48,448
I don't have a coin.
1292
01:03:48,995 --> 01:03:50,635
Flip anything, silly.
1293
01:03:51,285 --> 01:03:52,690
Well, there's a rock.
1294
01:03:55,456 --> 01:03:56,822
Wet or dry?
1295
01:03:56,901 --> 01:03:57,901
Wet.
1296
01:04:15,869 --> 01:04:16,962
The search was narrowing...
1297
01:04:17,197 --> 01:04:19,228
... and we knew that soon
we would have the killer.
1298
01:04:19,751 --> 01:04:21,782
Not that we had any more clues than before.
1299
01:04:21,892 --> 01:04:23,517
But we had to tell the chief something.
1300
01:04:23,726 --> 01:04:26,765
I had that feeling in my bones that the
mystery was frawing to its climax.
1301
01:04:26,852 --> 01:04:28,665
And I was determined to be on hand.
1302
01:04:29,719 --> 01:04:31,015
Alright.
Out, out, out.
1303
01:04:31,040 --> 01:04:32,047
Nobody is in.
1304
01:04:32,072 --> 01:04:34,625
Today we have a special
occasion for Seymour Krelborn...
1305
01:04:34,650 --> 01:04:36,515
... which has invented a big plant.
1306
01:04:36,540 --> 01:04:39,001
So I want everybody just please
stay out of the way.
1307
01:04:39,026 --> 01:04:42,258
We want Seymour!
We want Seymour!
1308
01:04:42,282 --> 01:04:43,978
We want Seymour!
1309
01:04:49,790 --> 01:04:54,047
I tell you, this business is worse than
being a conductor in a revoluting door.
1310
01:04:54,103 --> 01:04:56,204
I'll be glad when this day is finished.
1311
01:04:56,229 --> 01:04:57,385
But the celebration!
1312
01:04:57,410 --> 01:04:59,775
They're presenting my son with a trophy.
1313
01:04:59,903 --> 01:05:01,557
Yeah? What'd he do -
run away from home?
1314
01:05:01,869 --> 01:05:03,713
Please don't look at me that way, Audrey.
1315
01:05:03,854 --> 01:05:05,088
I wanna talk to you.
1316
01:05:05,432 --> 01:05:06,736
I'm sorry Seymour.
1317
01:05:07,401 --> 01:05:09,057
I just don't understand you.
1318
01:05:09,082 --> 01:05:11,135
I'll explain everything after the ceremony.
1319
01:05:11,160 --> 01:05:13,074
Yo! Police - what are you doing here?
1320
01:05:13,099 --> 01:05:14,777
Heard there was something
going on here this evening.
1321
01:05:14,802 --> 01:05:16,644
Just so, we'd keep come by,
keep an eye on things
1322
01:05:16,669 --> 01:05:19,240
Look we don't need no eyes kept on nothing.
Everything...
1323
01:05:19,265 --> 01:05:22,123
The Society Of Silent Flower
Observers has arrived...
1324
01:05:22,148 --> 01:05:24,308
and sunset is almost upon us.
1325
01:05:24,530 --> 01:05:26,288
Welcome, lady and gentlemen.
1326
01:05:26,351 --> 01:05:28,586
We are honoured for to have you.
1327
01:05:29,476 --> 01:05:30,976
Still working on those disappearances.
1328
01:05:31,132 --> 01:05:32,187
We think they were murdered.
1329
01:05:32,212 --> 01:05:33,578
Hey, look here young man.
1330
01:05:33,603 --> 01:05:35,462
That's no way to talk at a time like this.
1331
01:05:35,525 --> 01:05:36,775
Let me see your tongue.
1332
01:05:37,329 --> 01:05:38,392
M-hm.
1333
01:05:38,422 --> 01:05:39,494
You know what you got?
1334
01:05:39,519 --> 01:05:40,587
Just the facts, ma'am.
1335
01:05:40,652 --> 01:05:41,452
Trench mouth.
1336
01:05:41,597 --> 01:05:43,323
Oh, I know, I had it back in '09.
1337
01:05:43,348 --> 01:05:45,828
- Better have that looked into, Frank.
- Whatever you say, Joe.
1338
01:05:47,144 --> 01:05:48,402
Mr. Krelborn?
1339
01:05:48,529 --> 01:05:51,513
Uh, the sun is going down now
and, uh...
1340
01:05:52,208 --> 01:05:54,640
... you do think those
buds are going to open?
1341
01:05:55,021 --> 01:05:56,138
I hope so.
1342
01:05:56,184 --> 01:05:58,825
Because if they don't, Mr. Krelborn,...
1343
01:05:58,950 --> 01:06:01,660
... we shall just have to present
the award at another time.
1344
01:06:01,832 --> 01:06:04,160
Oh! It's starting to open!
1345
01:06:05,707 --> 01:06:06,707
Remarkable!
1346
01:06:08,879 --> 01:06:11,676
Oh. Well, the first bud is open.
1347
01:06:16,917 --> 01:06:18,519
- Isn't that...
- The railroad cop.
1348
01:06:18,745 --> 01:06:19,761
Look at the rest.
1349
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:31,859
Aaaah!
1350
01:06:32,968 --> 01:06:33,968
What do you think, Frank?
1351
01:06:34,001 --> 01:06:35,323
They're all there, Joe.
1352
01:06:35,548 --> 01:06:36,548
Yes, you're right.
1353
01:06:36,672 --> 01:06:38,703
Mr. Krelborn,
how do you explain this?
1354
01:06:38,728 --> 01:06:40,251
I didn't mean it.
I didn't mean it!
1355
01:06:40,276 --> 01:06:42,509
That's right, officer.
He didn't mean to kill them.
1356
01:06:42,666 --> 01:06:43,533
Oh!
1357
01:06:43,626 --> 01:06:46,072
Seymour, you promised you'd explain.
1358
01:06:46,532 --> 01:06:47,821
He's getting away, Joe.
1359
01:06:47,846 --> 01:06:49,915
Yes, you're right.
Let's catch him.
1360
01:06:50,117 --> 01:06:51,117
Right.
1361
01:06:55,968 --> 01:06:59,210
- Oh, now the float will be perfect!
- Yeah.
1362
01:10:10,560 --> 01:10:12,990
You wouldn't find him
here with the toilets.
1363
01:10:13,155 --> 01:10:14,561
Let's go back.
1364
01:10:37,005 --> 01:10:40,065
You dirty rat plant.
You messed up my whole life!
1365
01:10:40,397 --> 01:10:43,811
Feed meeeee!
1366
01:10:44,155 --> 01:10:45,561
I'll feed you.
1367
01:10:49,262 --> 01:10:51,895
I'll feed you like you've
never been fed before.
1368
01:11:14,693 --> 01:11:16,411
Better to give up, gentlemen.
1369
01:11:17,169 --> 01:11:18,895
You wouldn't find him tonight.
1370
01:11:18,926 --> 01:11:20,965
Fuck.
The door is open, Frank.
1371
01:11:27,659 --> 01:11:29,665
He was such a good boy.
1372
01:11:33,573 --> 01:11:35,081
Seymour!
1373
01:11:35,479 --> 01:11:37,042
I didn't mean it.